India is working in a government but America confuses him for a tech support. Pakistan calls later do explain situation for India. They have a secret weapon.

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Cow slaughter in India is controversial Topic. Relations between India and Pakistan have been complex and largely hostile.

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*someone calls the phone*
India - Yes, Indian Government listening
America - Yes, I was playing Fortnite and it froze, how do fix this?
India - No this is not a tech support!
America - Yes, I'm saying I was playing Fortnite
India - I'm telling you this is not a tech support!
America - Yes, I am looking for tech support
India - This is not.. Okay have you tried turn it off and on again.
America No,
India - Try it
America - Oh nice It worked, thanks Dude, you are best support ever.
India - Yes you are welcome.

Another Indian - looking for tech support again ?
Indian - Yes, He just never stops.

*Someone calls again*
India - Yes, Indian Government listening
Pakistan - Hello, This is Pakistan
India - Oh it is you
Pakistan - Yeah, hmm this is kind of awkward, but we are at w*r with you. Just so you know.
* Drops phone *
India - We are at w*r, do the preparations, move troops, defense systems, nukes, code red, anything
Another India (scared) - Sir we have problem... Enemy is approaching. One more thing You should probably see by yourself...
India - Holly Cow

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