A take off of Kylie Minogue's Got To Be Certain
GOT BO FOR CERTAIN LYRICS:

You keep on asking me Why can't we be together?
I keep on saying wont you BOG OFF!!!
I've got to hurry - your stink goes on forever
Your toxic gas gives me a choking cough!

Even if you had a bung to plug your anus
It wouldn't ever be a guarentee
It makes me worry about the ozone layer
When you're so nasily unfriendly

You've got BO - got BO for certain
You've got BO - you need some Sure
Got greasy hair - Got Halitosis
And you've got huge black heads on your nose

Your ex-dentist she said - Your teeth rot like the dead
Because you eat too many sticky buns
I'm only hoping that - You'll lose some of that fat
You should do now that you've got mainly gums!

I'm not asking for some hunky footballer
Or a well fit bloke from a movie scene
Having said all that - Don't want a blob of fat
With an IQ of minus three

Lyrics by Chestnut Blonde

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