IT WAS FEBRUARY 15, 1989 & BROOKLYN BORN, INTERNATIONAL IMPRESARIO & SHOWMAN, ERIC FLOYD OPTED TO RETURN TO PATTERSON, NEW JERSEY'S WORLD RENOWNED EAST SIDE HIGH SCHOOL; HOME OF THE LEGENDARY LATE, GREAT PRINCIPAL, JOE CLARK... WHO WAS MASTERFULLY DEPICTED BY ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTOR, MORGAN FREEMAN IN THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED GLOBAL BOX OFFICE SMASH, "LEAN ON ME"!

MR. FLOYD HAS ALREADY PREVIOUSLY VISITED HIS NATIVE BUSHWICK HIGH SCHOOL 2 YEARS PRIOR (1987) & EAST SIDE HIGH SCHOOL THE YEAR BEFORE (1988), UNDER THE AUSPICES OF THE INFAMOUS 'BASEBALL BAT' WIELDING PRINCIPAL, JOE CLARK; WITH SUCH LEGENDARY SUPERSTAR FRIENDS LIKE CHRIS ROCK, MC LYTE, IRIS CHACON & BEVERLY JOHNSON, JUST TO NAME A FEW.

HOWEVER, ON THIS PARTICULAR YEAR (1989), MR. FLOYD BROUGHT MANY OF HIS CO-STARS / CAST MATES & "DISCOVERIES" WHO HAD ALL JUST APPEARED IN THE URBAN CULT CLASSIC FEATURE FILM HE HAD JUST WRITTEN, PRODUCED, CAST & CO-STARRED IN; "EASTSIDE STORY"... SUCH AS LATIN SUPERSTAR, MARC ANTHONY... POP/DANCE DIVA CYRE'... POP/SOUL SINGERS, MARSHALL JONES, LONDON JONES & PORSHA JONES... LATIN FREESTYLE ARTISTS, CHRISSY I-EECE & BOYZ IN THE LAB... POP/SOUL PRODUCERS & R&B GROUP, FULL FORCE... SOUL POWERHOUSE, DOMINIQUE KARAN... BUDDING BROADWAY DIVA & R&B VOCALIST, RAMONA KELLER... ACTRESS, GINA MASTROGIACOMO... & LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THE GODDESS OF RAP HERSELF, THE GODDESS, WANDA DEE; WHO SHUT THE SHOW DOWN COLD, LITERALLY!!!

WANDA DEE, HIP HOP'S 1st FEMALE DJ / 1st FEMALE INDUCTEE INTO THE UNIVERSAL ZULU NATION / 1st GLAMOROUS FEMALE RAPPER / 1st FEMALE PLATINUM SELLING RAPPER; WHOSE PROVOCATIVE LAS VEGAS STYLED SHOW WAS PRE-APPROVED JOE CLARK HIMSELF IN CONFERENCE WITH ERIC FLOYD; WHO BOTH AGREED THAT HER 4 MUSCULAR MALE DANCERS (~aka~ WANDA'S -MEN) WOULD BE STRIPPED DOWN BY HER WHILE SHE PERFORMED HER 2nd PLATINUM RAP SINGLE; "THE GODDESS"!

WELL, THE PROBLEM THAT DAY WAS THAT JOE CLARK WASN'T IN THE SCHOOL AND WAS OUT DOING INTERVIEWS ON BEHALF OF THE RELEASE OF HIS BIOPIC; "LEAN ON ME" AND HIS VICE PRINCIPAL DIDN'T GET THE MEMO AND WAS NOT AWARE OF THE RACY CONTENT IN WANDA'S SHOW (designated for upper classmen only of juniors & seniors)... SO WHEN WANDA WHIPPED HER $100,000 FULL LENGTH WHITE CHINCHILLA CAP AND BEGAN TO BLAZE THE STAGE IN HER CUSTOM TONY PENA GOWN WITH HER MUSCLE TONED BRONZE BOMBSHELL LEGS, BY THE TIME SHE GOT TO RIPPING THE VELCRO FASTENED PANTS OFF OF HER BAREFOOT / BARE CHESTED MALE DANCERS, THE KIDS WENT CRAZY, THE PRESS WENT NUTS AND THE VICE PRINCIPAL RAN DOWN THE AISLE OF THE HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIUM, FLIPPED UP ONTO THE STAGE AND UNCEREMONIOUSLY HAD THE HEAVY VELVET RED CURTAIN CLOSED ON WANDA'S FACE.

HE IMMEDIATELY TOLD THE STUDENTS THAT THE SHOW WAS OVER AND CLEARED THE ROOM, THE ARTISTS WERE BACKSTAGE STUNNED (especially the ones who had NOT yet gone one), WANDA HERSELF FELT BAD FOR THE OTHER ACTS WHO NEVER GOT TO PERFORM; AND ONLY ERIC ALONE, FELT THAT THIS CONTROVERSIAL GROUNDBREAKING PERFORMANCE WOULD BE THE PROVERBIAL 'SHOT HEARD ROUND THE WORLD'... AND IT WAS!

WITHIN MINUTES AND ONGOING FOR MONTHS THEREAFTER, WANDA WAS THE MULTIMEDIA RECIPIENT OF AN ESTIMATED $40 MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLICITY AS SHE WAS FEATURED IN & ON THE LIKES OF GOOD MORNING AMERICA, THE TODAY SHOW, THE JOE FRANKLIN SHOW, PEOPLE ARE TALKING, THE MORTON DOWNEY JR. SHOW, PEOPLE MAGAZINE, ROLLINGSTONE, ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT, A CURRENT AFFAIR, ETC., ETC., ETC.

AND AS ERIC PREDICTED, WANDA'S NEXT TWO SINGLES; "THE GODDESS" & "TO THE BONE" BOTH WENT DOUBLE PLATINUM WORLDWIDE (which along with "BLUE EYES" her 1st single release as a DJ / Rapper back in 1986) AND OFFICIALLY MADE HER THE BIGGEST SELLING FEMALE HIP HOP ARTIST IN THE 80's, BEFORE EVENTUALLY GOING ON TO SELL A CUMULATIVE 35 MILLION RECORDS AS AN INTERNATIONAL POP/DANCE SINGER & EDM EMPRESS IN HER OWN SOLO RIGHT & AS 'THE VOICE OF THE KLF' (the British Techno/Pop band that remains in The Guinness Book Of World Records as 'the biggest selling singles selling group of the 90's)!

JOE CLARK, WAS IN SUCH HIGH DEMAND AT THIS TIME, AS A REVERED AND RENOWNED MOTIVATIONAL PUBLIC SPEAKER & TV PERSONALITY, THAT HE GLADLY RETIRED FROM HIS DUTIES @ EASTSIDE HIGH & MADE MILLIONS WRITING BOOKS, GIVING SPEECHES & CATTLE RANCHING IN TEXAS, BEFORE SETTLING & PASSING AWAY DECADES LATER @ 82 YEARS OLD IN GAINESVILLE, FLORIDA! [ Ссылка ]

ERIC & WANDA MADE HERSTORY WITH JOE CLARK AND THEIR NAMES & GINORMOUS SHADOWS WILL FOREVER BE INTERTWINED WITHIN 'THE JOE CLARK SCANDAL'!

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