MORMON STORIES SONG
CHORUS: I’m listenin’ to Mormon Stories! Not the Book of Mormon Stories!
VERSE
If you feel alone, no need to go on your own. We’re a community, that means you and me.
We’re full of TBM’s and apostate RM’s. You may have been ex’ed, or you may be next!
CHORUS: We are the Mormon Stories! Not the Book of Mormon Stories!
VERSE
Here you’ll find a safe place, no need to put on a face. We’re talkin’ me and you, and there ain’t nothin’ taboo!
We value honesty, as the best policy. We believe in light, so baby choose the right!
CHORUS: We are the Mormon Stories! Not the Book of Mormon Stories!
(whistle solo)
CHORUS: We are the Mormon Stories! Not the Book of Mormon Stories!
VERSE
You’ve never heard this before, your jaw’ll drop on the floor. John Dehlin’s a peach, and baby this is free speech!
They’ve gone and kicked him out, it makes you wanna shout. And yet he’s there for you, whether you’re in or out!
CHORUS: We are the Mormon Stories! Not the Book of Mormon Stories!
VERSE
We don’t believe in shame, love’s the name of the game. Whether you believe, or really need a reprieve!
There is so much to hear, it comes from far and near. So come and listen in, oh baby it’s no sin!
CHORUS: I’m listenin’ to Mormon Stories! Not the Book of Mormon Stories!
(F, Dm, Bb, C)
