Parody song for Disney's Mulan, "I'll Make a Man Out of You". I think we've all had the situation with the battle of the dreaded poo! I've always seen some of these lyrics floating around but no one has ever done a video or song to it so I took up the challenge. I had to add my own changes in order to make it a complete song. Hope you enjoy!

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VOCALS

Franz Miguel
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LYRICS

Take me to the bathroom
Cause I've got the runs
Did they give me Pepto?
When I asked for Tums
It's the saddest dump, a little wet
But you can bet before I'm through
Somehow I
Will not die
From this poo

Burning from my hemorrhoid
Like the fire within
Bring me flushable wipes
And I'm sure to win
I should not have ate that Taco Bell
And you'd think I'd get a clue
I hope I
Will not die
From this poo

It burns, I've gotta catch my breath
And it really hurts my booty
Why was I a fool for eating lunch with Jim?
This poop has 'em scared to death
Hope it doesn't eat right through me
Now I really wish my cream was not with Tim

Need a fan!
My shit's as swift as a coursing river
Need a fan!
It has the force of a great typhoon
Need a fan!
It has the burn of a raging fire
Can't feel my legs, I've been in here since noon

Time is racing toward us
Till the runs arrive
By their every order
And you won't survive
You're unsuited for
This type of food
So pack up, go home
You're through
How will you make it out of this doo doo?

Need a fan!
My shit's as swift as a coursing river
Need a fan!
It has the force of a great typhoon
Need a fan!
It has the burn of a raging fire
Poisoning all the air that's in this room

Need a fan!
My shit's as swift as a coursing river
Need a fan!
It has the force of a great typhoon
Need a fan!
It has the burn of a raging fire
It's gonna come out, now I bet it's real soon!

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