Conker is awoken to the inside of a boat with several armed gray squirrels. Questioning why his outfit changed, and then what is going on, none of them respond (besides one that throws up in fear) A squirrel then shouts thirty seconds, with no confidence of survival.

The boat unlocks, and as soon as the door opens, everyone except Conker is shot to death, drowned, and shot underwater by mysterious teddy bear creatures. Conker swims to shore, and witnesses numerous fatalities of squirrels exploding, burning, pumped with lead, and losing limbs.

Conker eventually makes it across the beach, and has a conversation with a squirrel near a door. The squirrel says there are Tediz everywhere, who Conker hates. The squirrel gives some advice, but as Conker asks for more, the squirrel is already dead. With confidence, Conker gets equipped.

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RATING INFO:
This game is rated M for sexual content, strong language, strong violence, blood and gore, drugs and alcohol use, and toilet humor. Viewer discretion is advised. At the bottom of the description there are warnings for moments that can be disturbing or gross to people.
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TECHNICAL INFO:
Console: Xbox 360 Pro
Capture Card: AverMedia LGP Lite GL310
Captured Through: Direct 720p HDMI from console
Original Recording Resolution: 848x480
Original Recording Framerate: 30.000
Cropped to: 576x480
Cropping and Encoding Software: Handbrake
Snipped raw beginning/ending using: Shotcut
Stretched to 16:9 using: Shotcut
Output Framerate: 29.970 NTSC
Output Resolution: 1280x720
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TIME COORDINATES:
00:00 - Inside the boat
01:01 - The boat opens
01:11 - Swimming to shore
01:37 - The Assault
02:23 - Across the beach
02:58 - Tediz everywhere
03:39 - Equipped properly
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WARNINGS:
00 : 31 - Squirrel vomits
Like Conker does in the beginning of the game, except he is really scared instead of really drunk.

01 : 37 - 02 : 23 Squirrel Massacre
This massacre is one of the scariest moments of the entire game.
You will be used to it if you've seen "Saving Private Ryan"

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