2021 AFL Parody Song.

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LYRICS

This year was not good for the Blues, out there they just had no clue
Dropping games against the Suns and dropping games against the Roos
And just like Luke Jacksons tooth, Port knocked out was a such shock
Losing prelim finals for the power is a lock

Ollie Wines won the Brownlow, shoulda been the Bont
Toby Greene missing finals, a brutal shirt front
I’ll message all the players when I miss out on the punt
Tommy Hawkins diving mark “Awh fucking you c**”

Caleb Serong, what a snag, what a jet
Great up and coming midfield oh wait not anymore Cerra left
Bolton took a screamer, jumped up into the sky
Then ventured to a night club and went 10 rounds in a fight

G Train attacks the footy the same way he goes a Pie
Is that Travis Pastrana? no that’s Stepho on a bike
Mundy the rising star, the Bont shoulda got the car
Mitch Lewis shoulda never sparred, Caleb Daniel looking really hard

In a helmet? Yeah he looks really tough,
Conceding 16 of 17 must be really rough
Gary Rohan wins the game for the Cats
legally tackled, attempted to handball, Do Not Speak To Me Like That

Dees fans thought they’d never ever see the day
Of witnessing a Granny, in WA
West Coast Eagles were consistent at the cattery
Copped 2 earth shattering, batterings, was unflattering

Some bars there, no Ed not talking about prison
Grand Final from the pocket, Petrecca isn’t missing
Wanna take on Robvlogs, you better think again?
Give him he wrong call you’ll cop a mouthguard to the brain

Blues wanted a new coach, with experience to his name
Then hired a man whose coaching records about the same
Dees played a game at Marvel, but got there via plane
Funny, Tiger fans refuse to go to that joint onna train

Max King missed some goals that were his butter and bread
Someone double check the golf ball isn’t stuck in his head?
Covid loved the stand rule, for it’s offensive spread
Doggies freed from desire, then played uninspired

Bang bang bang, bang, the grand finals blown apart
Funny Journos wanted Goodwins head before the season start
Now he’s holding up the cup, after 57 years
Like Cody Weightman he’s on Gawnys head, sinking heaps of beers

This season was amazing, all the challenges were laid
Despite covid and lightening all the games they did get played
Cricket nets and lockdowns not all of it was fun
That’s what happen the season of Twenty Twent One


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