In the eighth and final series of Love Patrol, the government has run out of money and can't pay the public service electricity bills anymore. Gordon, a corrupt ex politician has teamed up with Terry, a small time criminal , and found a way of making money out of trash. Letting other countries trash in and burying it. He can make millions for himself and the government if they let his consignments in without any questions... but what is it they want to get rid of and why are they willing to pay so much? AIDs alert, the local sexual health NGO, is being reviewed. The staff are worried they will face cuts, especially when the reviewer arrives and demands to see their strategic plan and is really not impressed when Lorraine says, nothing changes, men don't want to wear condoms. Kalo has fallen in love with Eva and is working to fix up her shop, but Terry, Gordon's partner and Eva's boyfriend, is jealous and if he finds out what Kalo is really up to something terrible is going to happen. Wan smolbag Theatre receives core funding from the Australian Government, the New Zealand Aid programme and Oxfam; 'working together to provide a positive future for youth'.
