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American Pie 1999
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10 I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking *use* them!
9 We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
8 So, ah, would you object if I said you were quite striking? Mister Finch, are you trying to seduce me? Yes ma'am, I am.
7 Oh, and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy. Excuse me? What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is. Sex Ed. So, are we gonna screw soon? Cause I'm getting kinda antsy.
6 Suck me, beautiful. What did you just say? Suck me, beautiful!
5 I would like to make an announcement. There is a gorgeous woman masturbating on my bed!
4 Dude, that chick's a MILF! What the hell is that? M-I-L-F: Mom I'd Like to Fuck!
3 Look at the expression on her face. You see that? See what's she's doing? She's kind of looking right into your eyes saying..."Hey, big boy. Hey, how ya doin'?"
2 Fellas, it's time she experienced: the Shermanator. I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady.
1 Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like? You want to take this one? Like warm apple pie. Yeah? Yeah. Apple pie, huh? Uh huh. McDonald's or homemade?

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