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Another day, another cooking with Vlado episode is here. Today with a clear and happy mind we will be wonderfully smiling at something so specific it can be described as when infinity gets divided by zero. Ok so that out of the way lets get little bit more specific as always. Being prepared in these days are very important, you cannot just go out with a fork and say its pirated carmageddon 2 game when clearly its not, since its clearly just original disc pretending to be a cousin with a new funny video on its phone, so please don't get it mixed up like you always do. Simply take a plastic bucket and just like last time fill it halfway from the top to the middle with a empty words that you care for your neighbor as much as you like to go out in the middle of the night when sun is frying your shiny forehead blinding all the jealous colleagues of your lunch you like to prepare just to show off and that you know how to talk with door frames much better than they do when its necessary which makes you better in a ways unheard of before by the trees standing still. Anyway. Take that bucket, throw away all the empty content behind the fence of that fency neighbor that you love from the bottom of your heartshovel and prepare some traditional sleep inducing ingredients. Last time you got only 4 tons of salt. Today it will be much simpler with only 20 grams of pepper and 4 trucks half full of sugar made out of sweetcorn. Take all the sweet, sell all the corn, take all the gas, sell all the trucks, lick all the sweets, store gas in closed but non ventilated area, ideally rooms of your neighbor. Make sure gas is not uncomfortable in some annoying cans, let it rest on the floor, walls, beds and ask if it needs some warm. No matter what it says, provide it with heat, ideally flames and then just tip toe back home with a pleased look on your face like when you are about to do a somersault in front of your crush, ripping your pants in half, acting like it was part of the show and never look back. Coming back home, make sure you get in by sniffing the 19grams of that pepper and while your eyes are about to roll out of your head, do the traditional run towards the main door, close your eyes, shout that you liked all the french fries you ever had apart from that one on that July of that year when you didn't like that one particular french frie for unknown reasons, jump towards your bed, do a tripplefrontalwetfartflip and land in the freezer next to your Christmas pajamas worn by a frozen pig, ready to be worn by other pig, with a elbow hitting like on this video, otherwise there is no point in keeping that 1g of pepper for later and trust me, its well needed, so its all up to you if you want to be part of lights that shine with no light or just shine that lights with no bacon.....nightnight
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