Find the Nearest Mexican mom and show this to her.
I had some extra footage from the first one which was over the top, anyways here it is:)
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SUBTITLES:
(My editing program was acting up, so i put them here)


0:06-:09 It's so hot and I'm sweating like a pig.
0:12-:13 no no no f*cker
:14 don't be wasting gas like that
:16-:18 like if gas is cheap
:18 -:20 oh yeah f*cker. Are you gonna pay for it?
:23 - :24 we have windows
:26 - :32 your stupid dad said he'd fix it. He never fixes anything that son of a b*tch. He doesn't know anything
:33 - :38 He's good for nothing. Can't even lay me right. His peen is this big
:41- :43 your poor girlfriend
1:05- 1:09 Smell me. Smell my armpit. Does it smell? what does it smell like?
1:10 − 1:13 what do they smell like f*cker? what do they smell like?
1:14 - They smell like garlic
1:15- 1:21 well yes, idiot. It's because I don't want the hair to grow. My hair grows too fast.
1:23 − 1:28 well yes. Look. I'm an animal. My hair doesn't stop growing.
1:32- 1:34 Son, do they still make fun of you at school?
1:37 − 1:38 They don't call you little dick?
1:41- 1:45 because I told your teacher that you have a small peen
1:52 good.
1:55- 1:56 my conscience is clean
1:58 − 2:02 want me to tell you something about your dad when he was a kid?
2:04 − 2:06 they used to call him "goat f*cker"
2:11 − 2:12 Oh you want to hear it in English?
2:18 − 2:21 Yes. He's so gross. Not like he's gonna f*ck girls.
2:22 − 2:26 That's why I like your mom. She has a mustache and a beard like those darn goats.
2:31 − 2:33 Yeah, f*cker. Where were you? Did you sleep here?
2:35 I slept here
2:37 why?
2:38 − 2:41 with your farts do you really think I'm gonna sleep in the same bed as you?
2:43 − 2:45 you were drinking again weren't you?
2:46 I got wasted
2:47 − 2:48 oh yeah? and you drove drunk?
2:49 of course
2:50 and you didn't die?
2:51 − 2:53 No. Unfortunately
2:56 − 2:58 God Dammit. sorry, God.
2:59 − 3:02 Don't blame God. It was Satan that created you
3:03 − 3:05 oh yeah? Satan?
3:07 − 3:14 No. Look. I wanted to drive drunk so I would be the one to crash the car instead of your mom. She's gonna crash it, freaking woman. You don't know how to drive.
3:15 − 3:16 when have I ever crashed your car?
3:28 − 3:36 No. The pole crashed into the Chevy. I didn't crash the Ford. That kid crossed the street and crashed into me. okay?
3:40 − 3:44 I didn't run. I drove away. I didn't run, I left in a car. Don't be an idiot.
3:45 − 3:47 Good thing you ran because they would've taken everything if they caught you.
3:48 − 3:50 Yeah because we don't have insurance
3:51 − 3:52 we saved a lot of money
3:53 we did.
3:54 − 3:55 Can I have a kiss?
3:58 Don't look
3:59 I said a kiss
4:03 − 4:07 when we met you would let me touch you like that. You were 13 back then.
4:07 − 4:09 yeah. Dd I have a kid back then?
4:12 Yeah. She already had a son
4:14 − 4:17 Don't listen to him. You're my only son
4:22 − 4:23 Let him touch it. It's okay. My boob hurts
4:27 − 4:30 Keep driving,son. Don't turn around. Don't look. Don't look
4:31 You're an animal!
4:35 This is why I married you.
4:36 what were you saying about a little peen?

(Thank you PABLO for the Subtitles)

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