Kim Kardashian has officially provided us with the best throwback video EVER.

With the 34-year-old celebrating her birthday today, we’re heading back to 1994 in our FIX time machine… way before the Kardashian clan became reality TV royalty.

Yep FIXers, we're talking about Kim's middle school graduation... which sees the regular 13-year-old bragging about how awesome she is in a viral vid.

Watch the teeny-tiny TV star talk about being “rope as dope” above.

"When I'm famous and old, you're gonna remember me as this beautiful little girl," Kim proclaims. Yup, chasing fame even back then.

No matter what, she's still much more popular than "Lisa"... whoever that is.

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