Magicians have offered me millions for the secret - well, they have told me to bugger off, with this spooky trick, involving a napkin and my spirit guide called Bert.
No its not amazing, its just something I do when I am in a cafe, fast food place, restaurant etc, and its just a bit of irony.
David Copperfield offered me £3.27p, for the details - I refused.
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