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Plane: Well here it is everyone, F you it’s January has officially arrived because we just watched a movie called Plane, the most appropriately titled film of the year thus far, because it’s just that: plain, as in generic, vanilla, a burger with no condiments or toppings, and barely any meat. It is exactly what one might expect from a movie simply titled Plane.

Captain Brodie Torrance is the captain of plane, and he flies plane through an electrical storm. Plane goes down along with about a dozen passengers, including a dangerous prisoner transferee named Gaspare because that definitely happens on commercial flights.

Torrance manages to land plane safely, only to discover plane landed in hostile territory run by a violent militia group. These barbaric ruffians kidnap all of the passengers of plane, but not before Torrance and Gaspare manage to run off into the jungle and find some guns.

Will this unlikely pair rescue the passengers before they’re all dead? Will Torrance ever get back to his stupid daughter? Will Gaspare find redemption by shooting a bunch of bad guys in the face? I found out because I saw the movie, but I still don’t know anything about these people, so I don’t care.

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