This cringetastrophe was made and voiced by yours truly.

Original Song by Coolio: [ Ссылка ]

Lyrics:

As I walk through the caves of Hoxxes four
I take a look at the map, and realize there's nothin' more
'Cause I've been shootin' and minin' so long
Management thinks that my mind is gone

But I ain't never squashed a bug that didn't deserve it
Me be grabbed by a leech, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you squakin’ and where you crawlin’
Or you and your swarm might be L.U.R.E’d and popped

I really hate to trip, but I gotta nuke
As they melt, I see my team in the fatboy smoke
Fool, I'm the kinda Greybeard little Greenies wanna be like
In the caves through the night, slayin' bugs in the flare-light

Been spendin' most their lives minin' in the Glyphid's paradise
Been spendin' most their lives minin' in the Glyphid's paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives minin' in the Glyphid's paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives minin' in the Glyphid's paradise


Look at these alien’ they got me facin'

I can't live a ‘low-risk’ life, I was raised by ‘lethal’

So I gotta be down with a good team

Too many Glyphid Slammers got me chasin' dreams


I’m armed to the teeth, with credits on my mind

Got my stub’ in my hand and a gleam in my eye

I'm a red blooded Dwarf, sent exterminator

And my teammate is down so don't arouse my anger



Fool, death ain't nothin' but a bulk det’ away
I'm deep divin’ do or die, what can I say?
I'm stage 2 now, but will I live to see stage 3?
The way things is goin', I don't know



Tell me why are we so blind to see

That far up above is a cave leech?



Been spendin' most their lives minin' in the Glyphid's paradise

Been spendin' most their lives minin' in the Glyphid's paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives minin' in the Glyphid's paradise

Keep spendin' most our lives minin' in the Glyphid's paradise



Bank and the power, power and the bank

Mission after mission, rank after rank

Everybody's diggin’, but half of them ain't lookin'

It's goin' deeper, and we’re all ‘rock and stone’n'



They say I gotta resupply, but none are left for me
Without any ammo, how can I kill a Huuli?
I guess I can't, I guess I won't

Unless I resupply, that’s why I know I need more Nitra, fool!



Been spendin' most their lives minin' in the Glyphid's paradise

Been spendin' most their lives minin' in the Glyphid's paradise

Keep spendin' most our lives minin' in the Glyphid's paradise

Keep spendin' most our lives minin' in the Glyphid's paradise



Tell me why are we so blind to see

That far up above is a cave leech?

Tell me why are we so blind to see

That far up above is a cave leech?

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