It is a song written and recorded by Paul Simon, and included on Simon's album Still Crazy After All These Years. Released in December 1975, the song—about a promiscuous woman's humorous advice to a man wanting to leave his wife—became a major pop hit, spending three weeks at No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 in early 1976.
On The Muppet Show, "50 Ways ... " was sung by Floyd and Janice in episode 511.
The Muppet Performers:
Eric Jacobson as Animal
David Rudman as Janice
Matt Vogel as Floyd Pepper
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