Mangy Fetlocks thought that Donald Trump needed a refreshingly honest fundraising song, one that he could sing with sincerity at rallies while looking his followers straight in the eyes as he thinks to himself, "What a bunch of pathetic losers. Don't they have anything better to do? Oh well, if they want to give me money rather than buy groceries or send their kids to college, who am I to stop them?"
Mangy attempted to distill Donald's disdain for the rubes who love and support him into a few rousing verses. If you like, you can put on your sociopath hat, and channel Trump for a few minutes by singing along.
Lyrics below:
I don’t care if your mom’s dying with a cancer of the brain.
Don’t care if your arthritis leaves you constantly in pain
I don’t care if you’ve no money to help send your kid to school
I just need you to send cash to me, I’ll trust that you’re a fool.
I don’t care if you can’t breathe because of toxins in the air
Don’t care if ground pollution has you losing all your hair
Don’t care that your roof’s leaking cause it’s old and full of holes
Getting your cash to my pocket is my only real goal.
Thank you for being too dumb to notice
I have done nothing for you.
My greatest grift was to be the POTUS.
So many idiots to screw!
I don’t care if you can’t make the payments on the family farm
I don’t care if gangrene means soon they’re cutting off your arm.
I don’t care if grocery costs have left you starving frequently
I have one concern, that’s getting YOU to send some cash to me.
Thank you for being too dumb to notice
I have done nothing for you.
My greatest grift was to be the POTUS
So many idiots to screw!
I don’t give a damn who thinks it’s odd that someone who is rich
would be begging for your quarters like a whiny little bitch.
Cause I’ve learned from past experience that lots of folks are dumb
and though they don’t have much money, if I whine, they’ll send me some.
Thank you for being too dumb to notice
I have done nothing for you.
My greatest grift was to be the POTUS
So many idiots to screw, folks just like you.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
