Beauty School Drop Out from Grease is featured in Glease, the sixth episode of Season Four. It is sung by Blaine with Kitty, Santana, and the girls of the New Directions (except Sugar).
After the awkward encounter between Blaine, Finn, Kurt, and Rachel, Kurt and Rachel embrace each other, after Kurt says it was a bad idea to come to see the musical. Beauty School Drop Out then begins as the curtains drop. The audience applauds as Artie and Finn watch in awe.
Blaine stands at the top of the stage, as "Teen Angel." Sugar as "Frenchie" is part of the performance. The spotlight shines on Blaine as he sings and walks down the steps. The girls dance around him with hair curlers in their hairs, just like how it was done in Grease. Kurt and Rachel watch with satisfaction. Blaine then takes a seat next to Sugar as he continues to sing. As Blaine sings, his attention is stolen by a hurt Kurt, looking down. At the end of the performance, the audience applauds but Blaine looks up at the audience, particularly at Kurt.
LYRICS:
Blaine:
Your story sad to tell
A teenage ne'er do well
Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block
Your future's so unclear now
What's left of your career now?
Can't even get a trade in on your smile
New Directions Girls, Kitty and Santana:
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Blaine (New Directions Girls, Kitty and Santana):
Boom, (La la la) ba-doom, (La la la) ba-doom,
(La la laaa) Ba-doom, ba-da-da-doom
(La la la la la la) Ba-doom, (La la la la la la) ba-doom,
(La la la la la la la) Ba-doom
Blaine:
Beauty school dropout
No graduation day for you
Beauty school dropout
Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo
Well at least you could have taken time, to wash and clean
your clothes up
After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your nose
up
Baby get moving (New Directions Girls, Kitty and Santana: Baby get moving)
Why keep your feeble hopes alive?
What are you proving? (New Directions Girls, Kitty and Santana: What are you proving?)
You've got the dream but not the drive
Blaine with New Directions Girls, Kitty and Santana harmonizing:
If you go for your diploma, you could join a steno pool
Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to high school!
New Directions Girls, Kitty and Santana:
La la la la la la la la
Blaine:
Beauty school dropout (New Directions Girls, Kitty and Santana: Beauty school dropout)
Hanging around the corner store
Beauty school dropout (New Directions Girls, Kitty and Santana: Beauty school dropout)
It's about time you knew the score
Blaine with New Directions Girls, Kitty and Santana harmonizing:
Well they couldn't teach you anything
You think you're such a looker
But no customer would go to you unless she was a hooker!
Blaine:
Baby don't sweat it (New Directions Girls, Kitty and Santana: Don't sweat it)
You're not cut out to hold a job
Better forget it (New Directions Girls, Kitty and Santana: Forget it)
Who wants their hair done by a slob?
Blaine with New Directions Girls, Kitty and Santana harmonizing:
Now your bangs are curled, your lashes twirled, but still the
world is cruel
Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school!
Blaine:
Baby don't blow it
Don't put my good advice to shame
Baby you know it
Even Dear Abby'd say the same!
Blaine with New Directions Girls, Kitty and Santana harmonizing:
Now I've called the shot, get off the block, I really gotta
fly!
Blaine:
Gotta be going to that, malt shop, in the sky!
Beauty school dropout (New Directions Girls, Kitty and Santana: Beauty school dropout)
Go back to high school
Beauty school dropout (New Directions Girls, Kitty and Santana: Beauty school dropout)
Go back to high school
Beauty school dropout (New Directions Girls, Kitty and Santana: Beauty school dropout)
Go back to high school
