The Absolute Boys, oh how I adore
Your passion for debate and love for Modelo
Your memories of chugging beer and playing Halo
Bring a smile to my face, a glow
But it's not just your love of games and beer
That captured my heart, oh no, my dear
It's the way you discuss Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate
With such vigor and love, it's quite clear
Your debates are always full of fire
As you passionately argue and admire
The talents and ideas of these two great minds
I can't help but be entwined
In your love for discussion and debate
It's a passion that's simply first rate
And when you recall that one cool handi stall
In Tijuana, it's a memory that I can recall
The Absolute Boys, you have my heart
With your love of Modelo, Halo, and smart
Debates that always leave me wanting more
I love you now and forever, that's for sure
#smalldickenergy
