Not. Happy.
...Ask me why.
Okay, why?
Why what? Be specific, Bob!
Why are you unhappy?
Your customers make ME unhappy!
What, you've gotten complaints?
Complaints, I can handle. What I can't handle is your customer's inexplicable knowledge of Insuricare's inner-workings! They're experts. EXPERTS, Bob! Exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle! They're penetrating the bureaucracy!
Did I do something illegal?
...No...
Are you saying we shouldn't help our customers?
The law requires that I answer no.
We're supposed to help people.
We're supposed to help OUR PEOPLE! Starting with our stockholders, Bob! Who's helping them out, huh?
...You know Bob, a company...
...Is like an enormous clock.
...Is like an enormous clo--Yes, precisely! It only works if all the little cogs, mesh, together! Now, a clock needs to be cleaned, well-lubricated and wound tight. The best clocks have jewel movements, cogs that fit, that cooperate by design. I'm being metaphorical, Bob. You know what I mean by cooperative cogs? Bob? Bob? LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, PARR!
That man out there, he needs help!
Do not change the subject, Bob. We're discussing YOUR attitude!
He is getting mugged!
Well let's hope we don't cover him!
I'll be right back.
Stop right now, or YOU'RE FIRED!
...Close the door. Get over here, now.
I'm not happy, Bob. Not. Happy.
...Ask me why.
