Steel Panther wrote and recorded a custom version of their song from Heavy Metal Rules "All I Wanna Do Is Fuck (Myself Tonight" for me.
Lyrics
All I Wanna Do Is Fuck (Michael Wistock)
There’s more than one
Michael here tonight
I wanna fuck the one that’s super tight
I’ll take a pass for all my exes
But there’s a dude I know out there in Texas
He’s not as hot as princess Leia
But at least you know he’s gonna pay ya
He got some lessons from my buddy Satch
And I can overlook the fact that he’s got no snatch cuz
All I wanna do is
Fuck fuck
Michael Wistock tonight
All I wanna do is
Fuck fuck
I’m not gay but I’m gonna get some cock tonight
All I wanna do is fuck fuck
Michael Wistock tonight
All I wanna do is fuck fuck
That Wistock dick talk is doing me fucking right
I’m not normally into cocks
I leave that shit to Lexxi Foxx
But When he dressed up like Boba Fett
Michael turned me on like nothing yet
So many looks... Vader , Solo
Carpe diem .. the kids say YOLO
Say what you want but I’m seizing the day
Let’s keep it on the DL cuz I’m really not gay yeah
All I wanna do is fuck fuck
Michael Wistock tonight
All I wanna do is fuck fuck
All I wanna do is fuck fuck
Michael Wistock tonight
All I wanna do is fuck fuck
It can’t be wrong when it feels this fucking re-write
Lisa is backstage fucking
The other dudes in the band
And Michael’s doing the things I used
To do with my own hand
All I wanna do is
Fuck Michael Wistock tonight ...
Steel Panther is Michael Starr, Satchel, Lexxi Foxx, and Stix Zadinia
Copyright 2020 Steel Panther, Inc.
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