Villain Quotes:
"I am the National Security Advisor. It's my job to prevent terrorist attacks, not cause them..." - Derek Clifford Simmons
"So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like, "Do you know who I am? I'm fucking Adam! I'm the original dick! All dicks descend from me! You think you want drummer dick? No way! I'm the Dick-fuckin' master!" So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?" - Adam
"I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe." - Jango Fett
"Where do you think you're going, bear?" - Phoenix Buchanan
"You immediately assume I messed up! But I’m a good husband! I do the dishes, I walk the cats, I make the spaghettis. And I won’t take you back to the past until I know for a fact that you won’t date Ramona Flowers. Because she is the one who’s bad news! NOT US!" - Future Scott Pilgrim/Old Scott Pilgrim/Even Older Scott Pilgrim
"You mean, let me understand this, 'cause ya know, maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?" - Thomas "Tommy" DeVito
"You learn two great things in your life. Look at me. Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut." - James "Jimmy" Conway
"Haruhiko, your abilities are certainly interesting. You can summon Phantoms on command. You can get into people's minds and memories. But you suck at using them. They could be the ultimate abilities, if you'd only use them effectively. I'll take those abilities!" - Enigma
"Before I became one of the most talked about people in the country, Becky Butler, I had a pretty ordinary life. Ordinary, that is, if you assume most ordinary people are pretty miserable. Which I assume is a pretty safe assumption." - Poppy White/Becky Butler
"Come on everypony, smile, smile, smile, fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine! All I really need's a smile, smile, smile, from these happy friends of mine!" - Pinkie Pie
Song: Breathe by TIMELESS
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