"The next thing you're going hear, to be the sound of me eating keel for at lunch."-Brand X Lunch Lady
"Did you really think you can escape?"-Captain Smek
"I'm gonna unite strings and destroy all music... except rock!"-Queen Barb
"They're chickens, you dolt! Apart from you, they're the most stupid creatures on this planet! They dom't plot, they don't scheme, and they are not organized!"-Ms. Tweedy
"You see, I may have the body of weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and soul of a person who really, really wants that Dodo!"-Queen Victoria
"Somebody's going to die tonight..."-El Macho
"You got a beautiful town here, Ted. Lots of fun stuff to occupy your short attention span. Why, I can't think of any reason you'd ever want to go outside of this town again. Ever."-°Aloysius O'hare
"If you can't see, hear, feel something, it doesn't exist. And believing in Imaginary people is just not something we do, or tolerate here in the jungle of Nool."-Sour Kangaroo
"Humans don't belong with monsters!"-Bela
"This is what we wanted! We wanted our children to be smut up in smut free environment! But we didn't want this!"-Sheila Broflovski
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