Harriet offers Matt a baseball bat she was given by a major league baseball player, unaware that the pitcher had written his phone number on it.
Matt: He wrote his phone number on here. You didn't see it?
Harriet: That's his phone number?
Matt: What did you think it was?
Harriet: I just thought it was his uniform number. You know, they sign their name, and then write the number...
Matt: Yeah, they do... do that. You thought his uniform number was 3 billion, 106 million, 786 thousand, 5 hun— he was asking you out.
