CGI so advanced it almost looks like I actually dressed up and shot it next to an abandoned greenhouse in the middle of the night huh.

Lyrics:
"You wake up in a daze with a creepy old man
You've got a weird tattoo, says you were rescued from a van
You pick up a sawed-off, a shitty Makarov
The only thing you know is that you must kill the Strelok

You go off to the north, deeper into the zone
Sidorovich sits back relaxing in his bunker home
Go down below the ground, to old abandoned labs
Machines there to destroy and documents to grab

You were Strelok all along, a shocker!
You know you're playing STALKER

Bandits shoot you yelling cheeki breeki
When you try to be sneaky

You keep on heading north, and now you're dealing with
Ghost mutants running at you, also fucking Monolith
You turn off the machine that's scorching all the brains
But now you've got to deal with soldiers and mercs again

Models look so old they need a walker
You know you're playing STALKER

Though the game turns linear and shoty
This isn't Call of Duty

You're at the power plant, you've got to make a choice
Do you keep going deeper or do you obey the voice?
Clear out the control center, and a hologram appears
One long infodump later and now everything is clear

They conducted research into the noosphere
But shit went down so monsters and anomalies appeared
You came too deep into the Zone, you found the NPP
Got brainwashed after seeing things you weren't supposed to see

English voices by Ukrainian talkers
You know you're playing STALKER

You're engrossed although the game is bonkers
You know you're playing STALKER
Know you're playing STALKER
Know you're playing STALKER"

Original Song: "Russian Road - Igor Rasteryaev"
Lyrics by Anon, instrumental by T-Manon, vocals by Al

On the flip side: I now have an accordion in addition to my massive autism.

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