Debut single from 'Silly Pete and the Nut Crackers' from 1949. Unfortunately due to Pete's addiction to kicking himself in the nuts he had to stop his 'Sack Smashers' tour and admit himself to a specialised rehab clinic.
He left rehab six months later but was soon addicted to stretching his nut sack over his penis because he believed his penis was cold. Once again, he soon found himself in rehab.
-Healthcare professionals advise to not kick yourself in the nuts as this could run the risk of looking like a f*ckin' twat to the missus
