From Season 3 Episode 10a: Wet Painters

Mr. Krabs: "Oh well! I guess no harm done. Alright boys, you're free to go-- Ow!"
Mr. Krabs: "That's funny... I don't remember a stack of paintings jutting from the wall where me first dollar used to be."
Mr. Krabs: "In fact... I don't remember THIS painting at all! Or this one... or this one... or this one... or this one... or this one... or this one..."
SpongeBob: "Hi, Mr. Krabs!"
Mr. Krabs: "SpongeBob, what are you doing?"
SpongeBob: "Oh, you know... just hangin' around..."
Patrick: "Boo!"
Mr. Krabs: "Get down onto the floor, boy."
SpongeBob: *Lowers body to the floor*
Mr. Krabs: "Alright now you're just being silly."
SpongeBob: "No, no, no, no, Mr. Krabs, no! Don't look, it's a trick!"
Mr. Krabs: "Did you two get paint all over me first dollar?!"
SpongeBob & Patrick: "We're sorry, Mr. Krabs!"
Mr. Krabs: "And then did you DRAW ON IT WITH CRAYON?!"
Patrick: *Smiles sheepishly* "I--I thought, you know, maybe he'd buy it."
Mr. Krabs: "Alllright, boys! You know what I've gotta do NOW?!"
SpongeBob: "You mean our butts?"
Patrick: "Can I use mine one last time?"
Mr. Krabs: *Heavily licks the dollar* "There we go, good as new."
SpongeBob & Patrick: "But... but... but... but... but...my butt..."
Mr. Krabs: "Yeah, I lied. This paint actually comes off with saliva, haha."

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