Day 1 CFG 2015

Everyone back home is shoveling
They're cold and pale too
While we're spending 16 hours out here
Drinking in the pool
As we all prepare our mission
To drink the resort out of booze

Here I am, in Mexico again
There I am, holding my CFG cup
Here I go, at the open bar again
Make some noise, wake everybody up

(Explain this is day 1 and all the stories are true)

Some ate at a Cajun restaurant
Delicious to say the least
Carol Ann removed her underware
What a sexy beast
She threw them on the table
And made a panty center piece

Karen hard core face dove
In the bubble tub
And there's the return of AZU
We gave her lots of love
And why are all of our shower drains
on the wrong side of the tub

Then began the legend of
The man that they called soup
A dance floor and a sleeveless T
Is all he needs to groove
Of everyone in the Star Wars disco
He had by far the best moves

That brings us to tom Kief
He watched the packers win
Then hosted the welcome party
While three sheets to the wind
Traded shirts with some women
They did not flatter him

(Present duco award)

Here I am, in Mexico again
There I am, raising my glass
So the packers, won yesterday
But Seattle, is gonna beat their ass

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