This song is from the new special South Park: The Streaming Wars and i pitched down cartman's voice to sound like his voice actor Trey Parker
Lyrics:
I live in a hot dog on a lonely old hill
People make fun of me and that's not cool
I´m isolated from my friends against my will
My possessions are now condiments and that is not cool
And i don't wanna live like this
You don't know how i feel
I've got no room to grow and it is just so not cool
Just once in my life, i'd like cool stuff to happen
Everything keeps changing and i'm not adapting
I'm crying like a girl and it's super not cool
And i just want something cool to happen to me
I've lived through such pain
The world is so cruel
Something's gotta happen
Something that's cool
I just want something cool to happen
To me
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