Soon the first presidential contest will take place, and I for one cannot wait to see who the Koch Brothers pick. It's exciting. Marco Rubio, Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Jeb Bush, Scott Walker, who will finally get that red rose? The winner gets a billion-dollar war chest. The runner up gets to be the bachelor on the next season of "The Bachelor". I mean, seriously, a billion dollars!. From just two guys. Is it just me, or does that feel a little excessive? I mean, it’s almost insulting to the candidates. The Koch brothers think they need to spend a billion dollars to get folks to like one of these people. It’s got to hurt their feelings a little bit. And look, I know a raised a lot of money too, but in all fairness my middle name is Hussein. What is their excuse?

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