I USED TO KNOW BUT NOW IT JUST DON´T FEEL RIGHT

"Finally! I did it!!" cackled ZeroLenny™ maniacally

ZeroLenny™ had been missing for 4 weeks from the Hawaiian resort. Impostor Lenny looked everywhere, the house, the 36 various pubs scattered along the island, even the Spice storage units, but he was nowhere to be seen. Impostor Lenny was about to give up looking until suddenly the house erupted in an earth shattering explosion. Smoke engulfed the air as thousands of shards of debris pelted Impostor Lenny, but out of the corner of Impostor Lenny´s wounded, bleeding eyes, he saw it. ZeroLenny™ standing in the middle of the flames.

"Lenny! You need to see this!"

Impostor Lenny was incapable of responding as the shards of debris sliced his neck open.

ZeroLenny™ has actually been at his secret lab below the house. Rumours circulated this lab regarding the experiments which took place and even it´s very existence. However, if these rumours are to be believed, then ZeroLenny™ must have discovered something big for him to have gone missing for 4 weeks.

ZeroLenny™ produced a small, weathered parchment of paper.

"This reveals one of life's greatest mysteries!! Quick read it!"

ZeroLenny™ threw the paper at Impostor Lenny with his cannon like arms and broke several ribs on impact. With what little strength Impostor Lenny had left, he shakely opened up the paper.

"ZeroLenny is a bitch lmao."

"... what´s this?" said Impostor Lenny in that bitch ass way he talks in

"Now I know what you´re thinking, I always call you a bitch, but this time it´s different! I ran tests and everything! It´s really true, you are scientifically a bitch!"

"Bullshit!" Shouted Impostor Lenny "Such tests don´t even exist!"

ZeroLenny™ took Impostor Lenny down to his lab which somehow stayed intact. Inside, thousands of blinking lights illuminated the dark, sprawling room. Sure enough, ZeroLenny™ had actual machines to prove his theory and even ran the tests to prove it to him.

"Now there is one last thing I need to show you! And I need your help!" ZeroLenny™ murmured as he typed furiously at one of his monitors.

"Why would I want to help yo-"

"FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE SHUT UP AND FUCKING LISTEN!! I think I have a cure for your bitchness."

ZeroLenny™ jumped off his chair and lead Impostor Lenny down a hallway. After a 58 hour walk the two ended up a room with two strange connected pods.

"Now Lenny, I´m going to get into one of these pods, I want you to press one of the buttons over there BUT ONLY WHEN I TELL YOU TO OKAY??"

ZeroLenny™ climbed into the pod.

"Now Lenny, this machine is very dangerous but under the right circumstanc-"

Impostor Lenny pressed the button.

The machine exploded into a cloud of steam and dust.

".... You see Lenny, not only is that going to break the machine, it is also blindingly painful. So don´t press the button until I say press the button-"

Impostor Lenny pressed the button again.

"Look. Lenny. Despite the 1st degree burns and permanent damage to my brain I am keeping surprisingly calm right now. So Lenny I just need-"

Impostor Lenny pressed the button. But this time it was different. Wild sparks of lightning crackled around the room, deafening sirens wailed everywhere, the pod shaking violently. Suddenly, everything stopped. Impostor Lenny checked the pod but ZeroLenny™ was nowhere to be seen.

"YOU DAFT CUNT!!" screamed ZeroLenny™.

Impostor Lenny looked over and saw ZeroLenny™ by the second pod, but he wasn´t ZeroLenny™ anymore, he had been turned into a Pokemon!

"You dumb, spiceless, shithead, fucker, loser, has-been cunt." sighed ZeroLenny™

"You know what this means now?! WE HAVE TO GO ON OUR POKEMON ADVENTURE!!"

This is what happened next.

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fam 😂😂 you've taken 🚻 that mf 👍👍👍like button👍👍👍 on three ⬆↗➡ dates 🏝🍱🚲 now... So 😐 why ❓❓ u ain't ❌❌ SMASHIN🍆🍆THAT 👵🌽 MF 😂😂LIKE BUTTON 💯👌

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