Will

I'm dating Matt Damon!

Amy

You're dating Matt Damon? Well, I'm dating Hannah Montana!

Hannah Montana

She's dating Hannah Montana! Backstage, in my concert, turn me on my parent's bed, after school, in my locker, in the car I give her head, I'm also dating the Flava!

Flava-Flav

Yeah boy she's dating Flava-Flav boo! You know what time it is 'cause I'm dating Juney too, yeah!

Juno

Yeah well but it's true, Flava-Flavie dates me too.

Paulie

And I swap with Calvin and he swaps with that dude. And we're all dating Hellboy!

Hellboy

Oh yeah! They're dat-ing Hellboy, and I'm dating the Hulk.

Hulk

When I get real mad I start dating Iron-Man

Iron-Man

A most uncomfortable screw, but I date the Princess too!

Princess

Ding Dong!

Prince

Who's that ringing on my bell?

Princess

The chick who's dating Iron-Man, that's I-RO-N M-AN and I like his tin can!

Prince

That's really great, 'cause I'm dating Wolf

Wolf

AWOOOO! Dating Wolf 'aint that a pity, 'cause I'm dating those broads from Sex and the City, AWOOOO!

Sex and the City leader

"He dates the Sex and the City gals, Ich fragte mich, würde Wolf wirklich eifersüchtig werden, wenn er wüsste, dass wir was mit dem Typ mit dem dickem Werkzeuggürtel haben?"

Batman

They're all dating Batman, at Wayne Manor, in the Batcave, Butler Alfred is our love slave, bring me this, holy bath house, I'm also dating Amy Winehouse?

Amy Winehouse

He's dating Amy Winehouse! Got him down low low low, I'm dating Jessica Simpson, 'cause it's how I roll roll roll!

Jessica Simpson

She's dating Jessica Simpson! Oh yeah! And I think I might have dated that hot assassain!

Carmen Electra

Everyone dates me, and I date them, back you see, and the Mexican too, with the tragic hairdo

Mexican

Call it head, I'm dating JT

Justin Timberlake

I'm dating that male model 'cause he's so fine! In a line to get up in those Calvin Kline

Underwear Model

It's true, JT dates me once again, but I'm also dating Prince Caspian

Price Caspian

I am handsome and I am cool, that's why this Prince dates the kids from High School.

High School Musical

You know what time it is? No, what time is it? It's time to date, date me, date meee, date meeeee. He dates all us kids from High School. Under the bleachers, in the showers, while we're dating for gym class. I'm dating Oprah, I'm dating Obama, I'm dating Indiana's ass.

Indiana Jones

Dating Indiana, and I'm dating Hancock.

Hancock

Dating Hancock, and I'm dating Beowulf.

Beowulf

You know you like it, and I'm dating Kung Fu Panda!

Kung Fu Panda

And I'm dating Michael Jackson!

Michael Jackson

Hee Hee! Don't judge me, I love my animals you see.

Alvin and the Chipmunks

Oh yeah he's dating the chipmunks! Can't explain but it's true, he dates the chipmunks and yooouuuu.

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