A mysterious package arrived yesterday containing a USB drive and a post it note "Christmas-Escape".
No, it could be ransomware, shouted our computer geek, stereotypically throwing Ana Blandiana's new book at the hand holding the stick, in an attempt to stop a major security breach.
She missed by an inch. Electrons ran their race, unleashing tonnes of snow and joyful singing, e-realities overlapping in this Riemann space governed by tier 4 restrictions.
As many Romanian volunteers and Embassy staff are spending their Christmas helping the people stranded at Dover, we think of all of you encouraged by the realisation that there is no room for distance in a loving heart.
Merry Christmas / Crăciun Fericit!
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