#shorts #mindyourlanguage
Ditch the textbooks, grab the banana, it's English lessons gone ape-shlt! This ain't your grandma's grammar guide, son.
Learn English so fluent, you'll charm a pigeon out of a bread roll. Prepare for laughs, not yawns.
Forget Rosetta Stone, we're speaking broken English the only way it deserves: hilariously wrong. Join the party!
Descriptive and absurd:

Tired of sounding like a lost mime at a clown convention? Fear not, word warriors! This video will turn your Engrish into Oxford English, faster than a squirrel on Red Bull.
Imagine: ordering pizza without the awkward pointing. Ordering a date without accidentally asking for a pet monkey. That's the power of our wacky-as-heck English lessons.
We're not just teaching you English, we're teaching you how to survive a conversation with your drunk uncle at Thanksgiving. No textbook can handle that, but we can... somehow.
Pop culture references:

"English is hard," said Gandalf. "Hold my lembas bread," we said. Learn to speak like Yoda on vacation while mastering the Queen's English like Tyrion Lannister.
Forget Hogwarts' owls, our English lessons will have you speaking Shakespearean insults like Deadpool, and ordering lattes like Chandler Bing, all before brunch.
Avengers, assemble! This video will give you the linguistic firepower of Iron Man, the smooth charm of Captain America, and the sass of Black Widow. (Just minus the superpowers, sorry.)

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