Hello
It’s me
I was wondering if after all the slog you made me read
We could go over everything
They say the slog is not-a real ya
But I just finished and it’s really—
Hello,
Can you hear me?
I’m in California dreaming about who we used to be
When we were younger before these three
Or four depending on just who you ask in this community
There’s such a difference between us
And a million words
Hello from the other side
Ten thousand s named Aes sedai
I’ll tell you, I’m sorry Perrin’s wife is not yet home
But now I’m sad im so close to the last time
Hello from the other side
Rand keep listing women that have died
I’ll tell you, I’m sorry, Elaida’s still on the throne
But it don’t matter cause clearly, I’m sad I’m near the last tome
The last tome
Hello? How are you?
It’s so typical of me to joke about clean taints, I’m sorry
For now, just RAFO
Did you ever make it to the part where nothing ever happened?
It’s no secret that the plots are slow
Just ask Elayne’s bath
So Hello from the other side
People keep on spanking girl’s behinds
I’ll tell you, I’m sorry, the golden crane’s not yet flown
But now I’m sad I’m so close to the last tome
Hello from the other side
The gender dynamics of ‘99
I’ll tell you, I’m sorry, Seanchan peace has been sown
But it don’t matter cause clearly, I’m sad I’m near the last tome
The last tome (gratuitous riff)
Hello from the other side
Rand still will not let the maidens fight
I’ll tell you, I’m sorry, Logaine and his captive bone
But now I’m sad I’m so close to the last tome
Hello from the other side
Read beneath the breasts a thousand times
If the lack of momentum, is breaking your heart
It dont matter, cause clearly im sad that im almost done, with the wheel of time
Hello Knife of Dreams…
