In the early 90's when grunge appeared, a true 80's Hair Metal guitarist was Cryogenetically frozen and stored as an emergency plan to save future generations from crappy music. Less than 30 short years later in early 2019, society and music had already fallen to a point of no return. The few and last remaining good powers that be decided to activate their one remaining backup plan, with the hopes of saving big hair, over-the-top guitar shredding, huge synthesizers, music itself, and our society as a whole. This is the story of that man.

In today's episode, the80sGuitarist gets kidnapped by Hollywood executives looking to recreate yet another 1980's masterpiece; Top Gun. After recording an updated version of the Top Gun Anthem from scratch to pacify his captors, the80sGuitarist makes an easy but dashing helicopter escape from Hollywood with the master tape intact. Here is that tape.

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