Lowest IQ conspiracy theories
Transcript: Today we are going to be looking at the lowest IQ conspiracy theories that I have scraped from the brains of idiots, starting off with Yakubian the inventor of white people. He was a black scientist that lived 6,600 years ago and was the founder of the white race which he achieved by selective breeding whilst living on his island known as Patmos.
On his island, he would breed the lightest of his followers and discard the darker ones to lighten the color of his people over time. He also believed that they would rule and be evil so I’m not really sure why he would do this but apparently, it was because he was bullied for having a big head by his own people and he did this as a sort of revenge. He died at age 150 and his followers continued his legacy creating the first white person in around 6000 BC which is only 3000 years from the beginning of ancient Egypt so historically it’s a bit weird to try and place it in our current understanding of history. But who knows maybe there are other Yakubians for the other races we are unaware about. And maybe there's someone out there collecting them like infinity stones. Our next conspiracy theory is that Birds are government drones and are used to spy on you without your knowledge, originally this was a meme based on the fact that no one ever really saw baby pigeons which eventually led to the idea that they were battery controlled and then that they were government made and that’s why you always see them everywhere as an inconspicuous tool to control the masses. I’m kind of leaning towards maybe true on this one just because it's pretty fun to believe, bonus points for the idea that the whole pandemic was just a coverup so that the government could go out and replace the batteries on the pigeons as they were all running low. Next up is Flat Earth theory yea this one is pretty standard low IQ stuff, there are home experiments that you can do to disprove the theory and some Flat Earth did exactly that only to then claim their experiment was flawed. The funny thing about this one is that the majority of them believe that the other planets in the solar system are spherical it is just the earth that is spinning through space like a Frisbee. This next one is fun, the nazi secret base in the Antarctic. The theory goes that just before WW2 the nazis set out on an expedition to Antarctica in 1938 which did happen the conspiracy part is that they created a secret base there. Fast-forward to the end of the war the idea was floated that the high-ranking officers of the nazis fled to that secret base using their German u boats. Then In 1945 2 German U-boats were confirmed to be seen at an Argentine naval base 1 month before the end of the world war. And the year after In 1946 the US conducted Operation High Jump which was the largest ever Antarctic expedition to date consisting of 4700 men and 13 ships. This is a bit suspicious because the official reason for the operation was to create a research base and I’m pretty sure that 4700 men is overkill and would require way more in logistical planning for food and storage etc than needed for just creating a research facility. It gets even spicier when in 1958 the US conducted 3 nuclear tests that were meant to be secret but got leaked. It could have been just a remote area to test out their nuclear weapons however it is pretty convenient that after those nuclear tests, a treaty was signed in 1959 that there would be no more nuclear testing in Antarctica. Chemicals in the water turning the frogs gay is the conspiracy theory where the principal argument to theory is that government entities released hormones into the water supply that had a feminizing effect on the frog population, causing them to become male-female hybrids also known as hermaphrodites. The theory kind of went off the rails as the actual underlying conspiracy is that the government is turning everyone gay with chemicals for their own agendas but because of a certain internet conspiracy personality, it kind of evolved into just being about the frogs which is funnier. Our next theory is The Finland doesn’t exist conspiracy which is based on the idea that the landmass that is Finland is a ploy by the Japanese so that they can freely fish in the ocean.

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