Would you pick a shark or choose electrical canoe? Which one would you desire? This seems to be a topic near and dear to Donald Trump's heart, because he repeatedly tells this inane story at his rally whenever he goes off the tele-prompter.

"Electric Avenue" song parody. [ Ссылка ]

=== Lyrics ===

Shark!
Shark!

Now in this boat there’s a battery
Due to the weight we’re starting to sink
10 yards away is a great white
And now I don’t have much time to think

Oh, would you pick a shark or choose electrical canoe?
Which one would you desire?
Would you pick a shark or choose electrical canoe?
Which one would you desire?

Speaking with broke tele-prompter
And you know that I’m really dumb
All of my stories they wander
And so I’ll choose this nautical one

Oh, would you pick a shark or choose electrical canoe?
Which one would you desire?
Would you pick a shark or choose electrical canoe?
Which one would you desire?

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