I loved this song growing up but couldn't find the karaoke/ sing-along version on YouTube so here I am uploading it.
Disclaimer: I do not own this footage. song and video from VeggieTales: I love my lips Sing-Along DVD.
Lyrics:
Archibald: Here we go!
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
Lot of news, let's see...
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
Chorus: With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse (3x)
Archibald: Alright, hang on! I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
Chorus: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General
Archibald: Alright, now stay with me... (sings slowly) I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
Lot of news...
(sings faster) With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
Chorus: With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse (3x)
Archibald: I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
Chorus: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General
Archibald: Ah, splendid! Lovely! Oh, thank you!
I'm done
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