Use that GI Bill, gents. It's a fucking wonderful thing. Yut.
Side note: The Ranger joke at the end is just that: a joke. It makes fun how arrogant us Jarheads can be, it also makes fun of the rivalry between the branches. Stop arguing about it in the comments. And if I get one more fucking message from some goddamn internet warrior who's offended because their "uncle was in Army SF" or some shit that calls me the N-word and tells me to kill myself I swear to God I'm going to... well, I'll probably just delete it and go on with my life. But you should stop sending those anyway.
Semper and shit.
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