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song is woat 2 - ideaot
additional disclaimers:
possible a handful of the timings are slightly off, once i realized that there were so many borderline cases it became hair splitting i gave up and just looked for the really dumb shit
doesn't factor carrying berries into cutscenes, adds an additional layer of being impossible to time
doesn't factor cycles into screens, for example 8A and 8B save and quits change bumper cycles and eat shit if you think i want to see if that frame of full game timesave gets held on to
some of these timesaves are for ARB (eg: towels huge mess button, 2500M key shit). both still probably save time for any%
all that said despite this being a shitpost the only strats here that i think are genuinely a meme is the 3B one, every single other strat could be done in ILs with current rulesets. if people had known about it i doubt people would be passing up a .5 IL timesave on bubsdrop lmao
