Where have the fanciful ads of the 1980's gone? Where have they gone, the commercials that dared to sell a product by trying to convince you that if you buy this perfume, you'll not only smell good, you'll be able to buy your very own hunky Caucasian slave (probably the only hunky Caucasian slave EVER) and force him to smell your wrist?
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