Chase Windu. Chinese Mace Windu?
If an East Indian guy can be Davi Copperfield, I could be Mace Windu. In this video I am using the two shades of purple available and sold as the Mace Windu lightsabers.
I tried to be very respectful and to use any method acting skills I have to portray the role of Mace Windu with as much honour as I could.
Most people who opt for the purple lightsaber at Savi's Lightsaber workshop at Galaxy's Edge aren't Black.
The mauve purple and the more reddish purple; either don't show up that well in the video. The mauve purple lightsaber looks blue and the reddish purple lightsaber looks more whitish, the colour can barely be seen. These YDD lightsabers are brighter than the Hasbro lightsabers.
There is another story attached to this video. There is a move on this video. I draw a series of spirals and then thrust sharply forward. I did that move with my right hand in a dream where 'the World War 2 guy' scary, appeared to me and it took place Ina machine parts factory. That's what I think I saw. "Tell us what you think you saw and include any details as unimportant as you think they are." The Police would say something like that.
That spiralling and thrust move is really really evil. First of all, that's a move that a pig's penis makes as it enters a pig vagina.
Secondly, only way to improve your swordsmanship is to draw the alphabet or even numerals as one slashes with the sword in the air. That spiralling move followed with a straight line thrust resembles the number 6 as in 666.
Dreams are a result of not atomic but subatomic forces. Edgar Cayce said that dreams show the force behind forces.
Oh what the fuck. That could also be the number 9. Kowloon or 9 Dragons got its name when about a thousand years ago, Chine Emperor Bing of Song visited Kowloon. When he visited, he encountered a land with 8 mountains also referred to as dragons. He asked an esteemed local what the name of the place was. The local said 9 Dragons. The Emperor said that he only counted 8 Dragons. The local said, "You are the 9th Dragon." Of course in China, Emperors were often referred to as Dragons.
"Don't tell people your swordfighting secrets in case you get into a swordfight and your opponent would know your secrets." I'm getting into a swordfight? I didn't know that! In real life it's not like Captain Jack Sparrow getting into ten swordfights a day. In real life, get into one swordfight and do someone in and the Police find out about it, whoever does that is going away for years. That's if waving a plastic tube and pretending it's a sword is swordsmanship. Sometimes like even the other day, I get into roadrage with someone on the street and I think of getting a samurai sword. Sometimes people on the streets are rude. Again, bring a samurai sword onto the street, that's the kind of thing that can get a person shot on sight never mind locking one up and throwing away the keys. Who would I get into a swordfights with? Really? No one else in my hotel building is getting into swordfights.
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