DJ Joe Korea feat. MCCM & EZ Mac - Nerds for Life
Check out the uber leet music video for the Internet's newest and hottest nerdcore hip-hop stars, DJ Joe Korea, MCCM, and EZ Mac!
UPDATE - here are some lyrics!
Sup MCCM?
Hey yo what's up Joe Korea?
I'm layin' down some beats on my MIDI keyboard.
Aw yeah, I want everybody to put your hands together now! Bring in my man EZ Mac.
LOLzerz, sorry I'm late you guys.
Sup EZ Mac, let's bust some nerd rhymes!
Alright yeah, let's get started, let's get crackin'!
Okay, here we go, yo yo!
[Verse 1 - DJ Joe Korea]
Yo, I've been playing Counter-Strike since Beta One,
In Goldeneye can't even kill me with the Golden Gun.
I'm down with Super Mario and Donkey Kong,
I'm the spy in TFC can't tell whose side I'm on.
That's right I'm old school, got a problem with that?
Well in 2142 I'll knife you in the back,
Then proceed to teabag and tag your corpse,
Cross me in Jedi Knight I'll use the Force. (Nerd!)
You really can't beat me in any game,
Because well, my box, it's really insane.
I got the Intel Core 2 Quad Extreme,
Who needs two gigs of RAM when you have sixteen?
I could own you in WoW with my Netherstrand Longbow,
But RPG's need patience I don't have, so,
I prefer the fast-paced FPS;
Aim my AK at you, you'll breathe your last breath! (Bladow, headshot!)
[Chorus]
Hope it's alright,
That we're nerds,
Nerds for life!
We're not contrite,
That we're nerds,
Nerds for life! (That's right.)
[Verse 2 - MCCM]
I got an M1 and it's loaded and locked,
Nazis runnin' away while I'm shootin' 'em up.
Cappin' control points, and completin' the mission,
Only in the kill cam will ya see my position.
Get away from the air transport, ya asshole,
You confuse landin' zones with light poles.
Go ahead, drive straight up the line,
You'll see your death from my motion mine.
I got your face 'tween the lines of my crosshairs,
Ya just there, ya just stare, do ya even care,
What I got in store for you?
My team's red and your team's blue.
This is the point that I'm tryin' make,
You guard the flag that I need to take.
A quick bullet to the head will end your life,
But if you piss me off, you'll get the knife.
[Chorus]
Hope it's alright,
That we're nerds,
Nerds for life!
We're not contrite,
That we're nerds,
Nerds for life!
[Verse 3 - EZ Mac]
I speak Elvish and Klingon, noobs try to bring on,
That weak shit that meek shit like singing the Thong Song.
I rock all black fitteds with an Iron Man patch,
Certified gangster like Brick Top in Snatch.
I'm in the hood you know, I keep a fully loaded AWP,
Pwnin' n00bs for EXP, I gotta get that gwap.
Stop, re-up, had to beat some LEETS up,
Level 70 bitch! Can't touch this pup.
Speak tough on the net but on the street it don't matter.
I got the sword from Heroes to make your brain splatter.
My Aquaman number one is encased in plaster,
Just in case mom breaks it or a natural disater.
My muscle mass kicks ass, it's the square root of Pi cubed.
Can't figure that out? Well ur just a n00b...
You want me off the mic, son you're a hater,
messed up by a kid in pajamas and a retainer. (What?)
[Chorus]
Hope it's alright,
That we're nerds,
Nerds for life!
We're not contrite,
That we're nerds,
Nerds for life!
We'll never stop,
When we're here,
Bodies drop
We're still on top
Of the charts,
Cause we're hot
Nerds are on top
Of the charts,
Cause they're hot
(Nerds!)
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