Keith: Hey, Will, thanks for the ride. You don't have to hang around, though.
Will: No, I'm cool, man.
Well, you go be funny, I'm gonna go nab me a honey.
Woman: Keith, glad you could make the audition.
Keith: Hi, how you doing? Thank you, I appreciate that.
Will: Hey, girl you look so good, I'd marry your brother just to get in your family.
Yo, man, you see that? That's called the l-want-Will walk.
Yo, Keith, come here, man.
Do the chivalry joint.
Keith: Come on, you know I'm trying to concentrate.
Will: Do the chivalry joint, man. Man, come on.
Keith: All right.
Hey, girl! Why don't you stand up and wrap your arms around a real man? Okay, well, check it out.
I got four words for you.
Ho-li-day Inn.
Come on, girl, you know you want to.
Will: Excuse me, miss, is this abrasive Negro bothering you?
Hot girl: Yes, as a matter of fact, he is.
Will: Allow me.
Now, you look here, buddy.
You have no business bothering this sweet young lady.
Now you apologize and don't make me take off my belt.
Keith: Not the belt, man.
I'll be cool.
All right, look, I'm sorry, okay?
Will: Now, you get out of her face, now! Look, miss, I'd just like to apologize on behalf of my gender for his rude behavior.
Hot girl: That's okay.
Will: No, it's not.
He had no reason to act like that.
I'm sorry.
Hot Girl: It's okay.
Will: Look, could I call you sometime?
Hot Girl: Yeah. Call me.
Will: Thank you.
Woman: You.
Will: Me? - You a comic? I don't know you.
Yeah, I'm known all over this town.
I'm Shecky.
Shecky Shabazz.
Woman: You're funny, Shecky.
Will: Oh no, I'm sorry, I'm not here for the audition.
Woman: You don't have to.
What I saw was good enough.
You're in the showcase.
You're on at 8:15.
Will: Yabba dabba doo, I'm in the showcase, too!
