I keep seeing 6 mpg to 9.6 mpg listed as HUMMER H2 gas mileage and I cannot imagine where anyone is getting this RIDICULOUSLY MISREPRESENTED LIES!
Surely these numbers are spewed forth by NON-HUMMER-OWNERS, very likely by NITWITS that just don't have a clue.
These MYOPIC MORONS have spread the lies so far and wide, FELLOW SHEEPLETTE MORONS actually believe this bullshit.
My 2007 HUMMER H2 gets on the LOW END 12.9 miles per gallon and on the HIGH END gets 18.2 miles per gallon.
The only way I can imagine a Hummer H2 getting 9.6 miles per gallon is at the bottom of a swimming pool.
MY TRUCK NEEDS A TUNE UP and got an AVERAGE of 17.3 miles per gallon on a road trip just last weekend (May 1, 2011)
THE VIDEO ABOVE SHOWS THE REAL NUMBERS, NOT NUMBERS MANUFACTURED BY HUMMER HATERS.
My truck is in such a need of a tune up, I bought a can of SEAFOAM to put in my tank to clean my injectors during my weekend drive to Phoenix and back to Las Vegas, but I chose not to put the SEAFOAM in the tank after a mechanic told me it was UNWISE and STILL, STILL, STILL I got an AVERAGE of 17.3 miles per gallon.
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