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These are the Top 25 Funny and Most Humorous Quotes:
- Beer makes you smarter. It made bud wiser. -Bill Mather
- You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -Dean Martin
- Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon. -Anon
- By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. -Robert Frost
- If you've been playing poker for half an hour and you still don't know who the patsy is, you're the patsy. -Warren Buffett
- Adults are just obsolete children. -Dr. Seuss
- Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. -Ed Asner
- It is said that the world is in a state of bankruptcy, that the world owes the world more than the world can pay. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
- You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. -Jeff Foxworthy
- Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge. -Mark Twain
- A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. Theodore Roosevelt Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? -John Mendosa
- It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. -Ben Berger
- Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman. -Coco Chanel
- Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Anon
- The two biggest sellers in bookstores are the cookbooks and diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it. -Andy Rooney
- Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and he’s a consultant. -Scott Adams
- Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate. -Thomas Jones
- The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. -Mark Twain
- A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. -George Bernard Shaw
- I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Will Rogers Outside the killings Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. -Mayor Marion Barry
- The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. -Friedrich Nietzsche
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well. -Joe Ancis
- I like half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve! -J.R.R. Tolkien

- Where’s your girlfriend? Outside grazing, I presume. -Jo Brand



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