I'm the type who rejoices in the good fortune of others, and, though I'm a little bit jealous, I couldn't be happier for the Republican Party, for they have the PERFECT presidential candidate in Donald Trump. NO ONE embodies and reflects the values and virtues of the Republicans quite like Donald Trump. Mangy Fetlocks just had to sing about it. Lyrics below:

So glad they picked a candidate reflective of their values,
a man whose been indicted, who is linked to countless scandals,
a man accused of rape, and found guilty of assault,
who, regardless of the proof, still claims that nothing is his fault.
A man who is as slimy as the crew he represents,
who’s viewed as ‘Trump the Savior’ by some brainless malcontents.

It seemed almost impossible, but the GOP worked hard
to create a new religion ‘round an orange lump of lard.
With him, their newfound Jesus, they showed they had no aversion
to a man who dealt in lawlessness, corruption and perversion,
for Trump is the embodiment of their repressed desires
to grab genitals whenever, and to fan the racist fires.

To lie, and cheat and steal is, to them, now deemed a blessing
and while your spouse is back at home, with a porn star to be messing.
Just imagine when you’ve been repressed, how much it must be freeing
to embrace so crude a sinner with each fiber of your being.
And to justify it all by saying “he was sent by God”
so you don’t have to feel guilty or even feel the least bit odd.

So glory, Hallelujah, let the pussy-grab begin!
With a Savior tike Christ Donald, it’s impossible to sin.
For us all he’s been indicted. What a man of service he!
Otherwise, why would he cheat on all his wives and family?
Yes, the only explanation for the shit that he has done
is, like Christ, he’s come to save us. Come to save us every one!
copyright 2024, Bruce W. Nelson

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