Lyrics:
Punch 'em in the dick! Punch 'em in the dick!
Motherfuckers talk shit -- Punch
'em the dick!
Yo! Look at that chump! See the way that he struts?
Don't
kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts!
Just pop a squat, start lettin' off
the shots
Like knock-knock-knock, just cold-cocked his cock!
To all the
cock-knockers, nut-crackers, ball breakers,
Peter-beaters, keep on boxin them
baby-makers
With a sock to the jock, better make that a double
Just a couple
rounds of knuckles beneath the buckle & he'll buckle!
If you're in trouble,
give him some urine trouble,
Hand him his balls and tell him, "Better learn to
juggle!"
Turn his pebbles into rubble, make him wonder what mighta been
Make
it so the south will never rise again!
Now every man claims to be the toughest
and the meanest
But watch your crotch cuz soon the losers will be the
wieners
And the winners in all the gladiator arenas
Are always the ones who
go straight for the penis!
Chorus
I'll give your willy a welt like you
aint never felt,
Soon as I've knelt, I'ma pelt ya below the belt
Like BANG!
Bust 'em in the wang like it aint no thang
Now you really can't hang!
But you
ain't gotta be a dude, shit I'll dick-punch a chick
Cuz I don't discriminate
when I punch em in the dick!
Whether Suzy Homemaker or a floozy
home-wrecker
I'ma deck 'er in the pecker motherfecker!
It could be yo' mama,
better be no drama,
You could be the Dalai Lama, I'ma still put it on ya
With
a right, left, right, left - you're dick-punched!
Then you say, "Goddamn my
shit's crunched!"
Scrotum? Hell it damn near killed him!
I don't care if you
live in Bodom, man, forget about children!
You ain't gotta know Kung-Fu to
bust some ninja shit
Fuck Sun Tzu, you wanna learn the art of war?
Just punch
em in the dick!
Chorus
We got a brand new dance, it's called, "Punch his
ass right in the dick." (x2)
Any o' you snotty kids be talkin' shit,
I'ma
drop a fist on your naughty bits
I got punches a plentiful, you bet yer rear
end it'll
Sting when I start swingin' on ya genitals,
Cuz then it'll swell
up, all outta proportion,
Lookin' like an eggplant forced in through your
foreskin
Nevermind abortion, forget vasectomy,
I got yer birth control: POW!
Nut check, homey!
I'll punch God in the dick, I'll punch Mary in the
dick
I'll punch Jesus Christ in the dick
I'll punch Cheney in the dick, I'll
punch Powell in his colon,
I'll punch George in his bush, I'll punch
Condoleeza Rice in the dick!!!
Chorus
Fitna punch 'em in the dick
Watch
me punch 'em in the dick
Love to punch 'em in the dick
Born to punch 'em in
the dick
Forever punch 'em in the dick
Sucker punch 'em in the dick
Fruit
punch 'em in the dick
Hawaiian punch 'em in the motherfuckin'
DICK!
