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For those interested, here is the document in full:
One For All is quirk belonging to All Might. Main character is Midoriya. He is crybaby, but wants to cry. In the Tokyo there is super heroes since decades before now and villains who fight. One For All was big smashing punchy power big man wielded too by Midoriya and he got plot juice. With training Midoriya obtained MASCLES BIG MACHO thanks to iNcReDiBlE mom.
He goes to school at… school for boku! No. Aizawa-sensei sucks :( Anyway, Sasuke booms bigtime badly breaking buddy’s bones! All Might is a pretty swell secret Skeletor who can’t keep up secret so hides it from public. Today is exams for super kids academia. Will kids die? Will Midoriya break? Find out the conclusion next now as Midoriya tests One For All in various faces!
Alongside these star many super stars like Diaper Baby!!1! Diaper-sama dies :) Sasuke boom ;) Gravity Girl barfs sometimes! Frog. Sasuke loves Midoriya with half his explosive penis ;;;) Raven-kun emo can’t sunshine so instead he shadows his emo hedgehog. Firebender hates dad fuck him smelly mustache bara ew.
Rocky face sings pretty bird. Other Rock Fellow gets his arm hard wrestling big steel boy bffs forever. Floating individual uniform is invisible. Zappy zipper saps zoops and zorps. Belly slapper Diaper Friend no no not friends redo exceptionally bad.
Engine friend zooms around beep beep borp can’t catch the hedgehog, faker! Slimey pink moth cutie is irrelevant yyyup (heart) Tape elbow. ? Others? Forgettable!
Villains mean business Disneyland is attacked (gasp)! The spacegirl finger vacuum attack is powerful but ineffective damn those shadowmin Gumby Nazis. Scratchy Scratches Itchy Too Handsy is a bad man who scratches heroes names with his Bad Touch Gang! Who can stop their villainous touching!? “I WON’T!”
Tournament arc begins! Midoriya punches friends to fantastic effect. Racing doesn’t suck. BANDANA FIGHT GET GOT BITCHES. Ten billion iceberg emotions emerge because flames are existential daddy issues. Sasuke yells “BOOM”, but boom can’t melt steel beams. Midoriya learns that sucking is A-okay as long as you make pals along the way. Finals end with Boom unsatisfied and bitchy!
Ingenium gets dead, brother. Mummy face prick lickylicky all seductively~. Alleyway throwdown ends with conclusion. “BROTHER, I HAVE AVENGED YOU OR WHATEVER” said Iida the Armless Hedgehog. Also Midoriya boings gravity into submission? Licky dies yyyup jk she boings out of the Compton? Whatever floats your boom.
